It was one small step for man...one giant leek for mankind

Under pressure....the banana split on his pals

The carrots had a pea up against the wall.

There was no doubt about it...they were looking for a cereal killer.

The sage and onions were looking at a fate even worse than a fate worse than death.

Kevin had spent the entire day...downloading corn on the internet.

Eddie went to the dentist and unfortunately...had to have three fillings.

Eddie went out one night and got really hammered...

On turning 40 Arthur Lemmon found he was becoming...even more bitter and twisted.

Suzi tried to rekindle her modelling career but sadly, in the intervening years, everything had gone a bit pear-shaped...

The plumber was called in...when they found a really bad leek in the bathroom.

The apple was really cool with his new ppod...

When the prisoner found his cell door open, he decided to make a bolt for it...

At 30, its amazing how thyme flies...

Tom swam for his life...but the currants were too strong for him.

The best thing about Eddie's new job is the huge celery...

The peas suddenly realised...the promised package trip to Iceland was a con.

They found they'd not only been separated at birth but, amazingly...both were called Arthur Cucumber.

Hazel got a new job and handed in her notice...because she was tired of working for peanuts.

The blind date and his faithful cauli...became inseparable companions.

The agency hadn't properly explained...that she would actually be meeting a blind date.

The conference pears made many fruitless attempts to send and receive emails on their new blackberries.

At 50, he found that thyme was staring to catch up with him.

Card 1 - The peas suddenly realised...the promised package trip to Iceland was a con.
Card 2 - Kevin had spent the entire day...downloading corn on the internet.
Card 3 - The carrots had a pea up against the wall...

The carrots, the onion and the...made a complete laughing stock of themselves.

Happy Birthday Daughter The Cox's shopping trip to New York was a disaster when they couldn't actually find the Big Apple...

To the players' surprise, at 12 o'clock precisely...their coach suddenly changed back into a pumpkin.

The parsnip got more than he bargained for when he asked for a bit off the top...from Swedey Todd

It was a bit embarrassing when the figs...asked for their leaves back.

After a brief struggle, the Couch-Potatoes' widescreen TV was repossessed...by the bayleaf.

Rod was persuaded to get his tackle out...and pose for the Naked Veg Calender.

Rosemary is delighted with her new doctor, because Thyme is a Great Healer...

Jeremy preferred driving his GM Courgette...rather than the Alfalfa GT or the Lettuce Elise

I'm a celery...get me out of here

The boss walked into the meeting room and reiterated that budgets must be slashed...

The cucumber was popular with the ladies, as he was a genuine 12-inch pianist...

Edwina asked Eddie...if this made hers hips look big.

At 60, as thyme passed by...Basil was beginning to feel his sage.

Good Luck Hope you conker it...

It was early evening, and the Alley Carrots were hanging around on the street, killing thyme...

At 50, it was obvious to everyone...that Eddie had just passed his sell-by date.

Everyone was very excited when the Asparagus sisters...got their tips out for the lads

The Greens weren't really living up to their name...when they bought a new 4x4.

Eddie misunderstood when Edwina said...her bush could do with a prune.

The carrot got past the peeler...but grater danger lay just around the corner.

The Couch-Potatoes choked in horror...when they realised they's inadvertently been eating crisps.

Eddie failed to impress his wife...with his newly acquired six pack.

Melonie looked in the mirror...and noticed a rather nasty coleslaw.

The young raspberries were rather rude...and kept blowing themselves.

Carlos dreamed that one day..he too could be a pineapple hunk.

Little Jamie Olive was almost sick when...his mum said he had to stay for school dinners.

Arthur Lemmon became increasingly bitter and twisted...as his thoughts drifted to memories of his days as a whole fruit.

She may have been a wrinkled old prune...but at least she still had all her marbles.